Ticket Hell ~ We were there, and we lived to tell about it
First of all, I'm gonna start with me Bitching , and then what happened at our own personal teenybopper dance/sing/scream a-thon.. bastards
Number 1 ~ Who in the FUCKS idea was it to have all tickets go onsale on the same day, and with 3 days notice? this fucker should get the beat down...
Number 2 ~ Why did they have to go onsale at 10? why not 5 at night... that way to get there extremly early we could've got there at 10!
So me and Alex, being the die hard Nsync fans that we are... emlisted the most kick ass ghetto mom on the planet (big ups to mah mom...) in helping us in the great ticket brigade... even my dad was giving me suggestions on who to call... and where to go. Well on Friday around.. umm.. 7? 8? I dunno... Alex came over.... we chilled... and went to the store where the T-shirt thing didn't fail (a side note, ladies if you wanna see a hot guy that you know at the store, where and T-Shirt, warm up pants and slip-on sandals..) anyhoo.. we did the usual... sat on the ground of the magazine isle and read BOP! mags and looked around for nsync related food... then when we were on the way home when we say some chicks run across the main street... odd.... then mah dad says when we get home "um, sarah and some other girl were here to see you" uh.. okay. This has a point.. sorry. Anyway... we are fixing a kiddie TV dinner for Alex, and cold spaghetti-o's for me, when mah buddie sarah comes back with her friend "Amanda". Well I love mah homegirl, but I mean, this was Ghetto Bitch Ticket weekend and here she is right before "Making the Band" comes on.
Well after several attempts to get rid of the chick.. "sarah,you need to go home" etc. She is still there. Well So being the bitchity bitch that I am, I make up this BIGG ass story about how me and Alex are flying to Orlando on the red eye tonite with my cousins and mah aunt... and how we needed to leave to go get our luggage at mah grams house... hehe... well. She finally left.. I ate mah speghetti-os and we moved on.
After watching tv, and chillin we did some more crap that in looking back was really gay but funny.. we won't talk about that. Then we watched some backstreet shit of alex's... and I almost thought I had the hots for Brian... what the hell it was Midnight okay? he was lookin good... hell even nick was lookin kinda good... sad huh? After being tramatised by watching Howie bump-n-grind into the camra during "Quit playin games with my heart" video.... we were sleepy. We slept till 3 where I woke up to Tom Green yelling some crap from the TV (mah tv has this thing that you can have it turn on automatically at a certain time) we slept till 3:30 I think
Well we decided to take some necessary stuff (J-14, WWf comforter, CD players and cds, money and candy) and hop in tha motorhome.. where the bomb diggety-iest momma ever drove us to our friendly local Rite Aid.... After extensive reserach (i'm not shittin' ya, I called SOO many places) I discovered EVERY damn where was doing a random drawing... so why not head some where close? well.. we got there and guess what? THERE WE TEENYS ALREADY THERE!!!! ITS 4'o clock IN THE FREAKIN MORNING! damn dude... anyway... we would've been #2 in line but we sat in the camper... and then went to safeway to buy cinnamon rolls for mah momma... a disposable camara, new engagement rings, (more about that some other time) and 2 oranges (more about THAT some other time too.. hehe) well.. then we decided to grab the lawn chairs and head out before anymore people came.
We sat out there for awhile before we started being bitches... arguing... hell we slept like 2 hours and here we are in the 30 or below weather doing this for what? for justin? dammit! we were pissy, then we bonded.. then got pissy, then were happy... well as the time rolled on the fun really began
Around 6 or 7 we witnesed the first bitch fight of the night... I told alex "watch, they're gonna start fighting about whos hotter" and low and behold... they did... in true teeny fashion it began... "lance is hot"... "lance is a queer".. "i love justin!" well we didn't hear how it started but I caught the end of the funniest teenybopper thing....
Bitchygirl #1 and Bitchylittle girl were fighting over justin. Who would marry him? who will *kiss* him at the concert... some shit like that I assume... well then this bitch #1 gets mean....
Bitchygirl #1: "Last time I checked, Justin stopped dating TEN YEAR OLDS"
me and alex: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Bitchylittlegirl: "I AM NOT TEN YEARS OLD! I AM 12 and A HALF FOR YOUR INFORMATION"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pure comedy
Well later on... these bitches would turn their wrath on us.. more about that lata..... so then these other chicks come along, and start redecorating the Rite Aid store outside... putting up posters.. seriously... we have a picture of this... then they had to go into Safeway and buy tape to put them up and keep them from falling down.. ahaha... it was good. Anyway.. needless to say somehow they got whipped cream and put it on Justin... oh man nevermind
Well After all of that.. the real drama began. Alex saw someone she knew.. and she had alot of friends... and they were told not to come before 7am or they'd be arrested.. well being the rule followers that they are, they didn't get there till 7... and the line was HUGE already... so hell... talking to her for an hour at least, we let them cut with us. Who cares? Its a random drawing anyway. Well the "shiesty bitch" as i called her that was there really early says "its first 25 is in line order, and everyone else is random drawing" so the bitches came out
Okay I can see their point... this was like 8 chicks cutting in front of them... but they were our kinda-sorta- homegirls... we gots to represent.. well they started bitchin out alex's bud and all her older friends (btw, all the girls were seniors or older I think, and the bitches are 12 AND A HALF remember?).. ahaha well needless to say, bitch went down.. down, down, down... becuase they are what? 12? sit down little ones... no need to piss our pull ups now... damn teeny boppers.. anycrap... it is a random drawing all the way through... everyone starts standing up... why? I have no idea... this is 8 o' clock.. well we stood up...
And some dumb bitches starting screaming... okay... Amanda has had enough.. most of the people here we cool high schoolers... no little dumb teeny boppers.... but I had NOT been up since 3 in the morning to listen to these bitches scream... so I go "SHUT UP! dayum!" not relizing i had just said it outloud... peeps were laughing at them.. and they shut the hell up.. thank god
Anyway.. we did the random drawing and before the "bucket lady" came to us we heard someone say "pray guys!" and so Alex seriously did the cross thing and prayed... and she came through!
The numbers began at 8001... and the first three numbers didn't matter... well we got
My Mom: ###8356 or something
My Aunt: (who came around 8 and was hella late to work becuase of all this crap) ###8210 or somethin
Me (Amanda): ###8455 or something equally outragous
Seriously... I'm not gonna act cool.. not gonna be ghetto... me and alex flipped.. we tryed to remain calm becuase we didn't want anyone to steal our ticket... we RAN out into the street and me and her and my mom just started SCREAMING and making asses out of our selves... out of humdreds of people we got #6!!!!! booya! I'm not gonna be cool.... I need to get into the RV pronto. I had to piss and I did NOT wanna pee mah pants... well Alex was shaking and we took turns going to the b*room before we shit our pants! hehe
And when we get into the store... dancin around singing "number 6, number 6, we got number 6" Someone goes "AMANDA!" so I turn around to see mah homegirl megan... I gave her a hug and I'm like "what'd you get?" she goes "Number 5" I'm like "When'd you get here?" shes like "about 5 minutes ago" FUCK! seriously.. she was there 5 minutes... she was warm... she could feel her feet... her lips weren't chapped from the frosty weather and she gets number 5! oh well... we were like on a natural high from this number 6 thing to be too pissed
THE END~ we got some seats.. not the phattest tix... but hell.... considering only 22,000 people are going to be seeing them in the WHOLE STATE! I think we did pretty dayum good.