In this Picture, it looks like someone was making fun of JC, and he looks like he's about to cry. While Chris, Justin and Lance are like "OOOOH, DISS!" oh, and I know that's not water in those beer-shapped bottles.

You need to know what the jokes are on the site, or else it won’t be funny. So read this first, and then you’ll understand most of the jokes.

I bet This is how they showed up on their first day to present to Transcontinental. Lou said, "Great! the 10 year olds will love 'em!"

• -The European CD has nice songs on it, while they give us- "I need love" the most stupidest and most horrible *N Sync song in the world.
• -They’ve said "Hi, we’re *N Sync!" like 50 billion times
• -They’ve been "programmed" to say certain things in interviews
• -They’ve also been forced to always say "single and ready to mingle"
• -They’re almost exactly like the BSB
• -They do everything together
• -They always pick on Lance (Lance Bashing)
• -They all ignore Joey when he says dumb things
• -They have to promote everything in the world
• -They’ve piggybacked Britney Spears to the top…
• -They can’t stand Britney
• -They can’t stand Innosense (Justin’s mom’s lame attempt at managing a talent-less, brainless bunch of girls)
• -Lou whips them to death, while he makes money off of ‘em
• -They have done so many interviews, Joey’s lost count. (not that hard)
• -They are in every teenybopper Magazine known to mankind
• -Their "W.W.J.D." bracelets
• -The way they dress or they way they have to stupidly match

"*N Sync is all 'bout Justin. ...Ah'm Justin. Justin Timberlake, Bitch. you betta reconize!"

• -he’s obsessed with baby blue
• -he loves his Benz more than anything
• -He thinks he’s black. (i.e. Ebonics)
• -he has to be the center of attention
• -he has to have all the solos
• -He Thrusts!
• -He loves himself/always looks in mirrors
• -Britney Spears stalks him
• -Obsessed with basketball, baby!
• -He wants to be in the Backstreet Boys
• -His hair is too curly
• -He has that big-ass JRT necklace

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• "look I AM Superman! look a me go! Flying right towards those Twinkies in distress!"

• -he’s fat
• -he eats everything
• -he’s a whore
• -he has too many STDs
• -all he thinks about is food and girls
• -He’s stupid (i.e. clumsy, can’t read, write, type, talk…)
• -He actually said "actually" twice, actually (stupid)
• -He’s the worthless one
• -he's obsessed with superman
• -he wants to BE superman

"uh oh, I think my heart stopped... no wait, oh, I just took a dump my pants."

• -he’s old
• -no one laughs at his jokes
• -he’s hit his mid-life crisis (i.e. chopping the dreads)
• -he seems to have a fascination with Justin
• -Obsessed with Busta Rhymes
• -(his old) Dreads
• -his Hygiene problems
• -his lame attempt at trying to hold onto his Youth
• -Fumanskeeto (his lame clothes company

"You know, you'd look great in a pastel pink shawl. in fact, I made one for you! Happy Birthday, Toby 2!"

• -he’s girly
• -he’s obsessed with Toby (his favorite horse that died)
• -it seems like Him and Joey "bond" a lot.
• -His only line on the whole CD is "Girl were you alone?" in "Giddy up"
• -He’s from Mississippi (and he says it every 2 sentences)
• -He went out with Topanga
• -He loves makeup
• -He swears in interviews
• -He has a temper with the guys
• -He is SOO sick of Basket ball
• -His Big-ass Adam’s Apple
• -He Can’t Dance
• -he has, like, 4 fans

"I just got off the phone with Jerome, and he said there's a bag of crack with my name on it!"

• -he wants a solo career
• -he’s a spaz
• -he’s addicted to crack (he once said crack in an interview, but quickly recovered by meaning to say caffeine)
• -he lists sleeping as a hobby
• -all he does is sleep
• -he has nasty hamster teeth he doesn’t brush
• -he is SOOO thin
• -he’s the only one that can actually sing
• -he’s the serious one
• -He’s Bossy
• -He has a crack dealer named 'Jerome'
• -He stresses to easily
• -He tries to keep everything in line
• -he wants to be the popular one

Now you've read the humor, on with the good stuff!

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