Today, ah'm shuttin' her down.. this lovely little gem of a site isn't done for, simply to gear up for this week's Grand Opening that you've been waiting for, I gotta close the polls on the name change and this is the easiest way of doing it. By just posting a new, slightly blanker (is that a word?) page. No worries, the ghetto bitches that you've grown to love will be back soon.. Thanks SO much to all of you who voted. We recieved around 600 votes and that just spazzes us out like JC on crack.. hehe. Well you can still read the old stuff...


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Go ahead and steal our pictures, frankly thats how we got most of ours.. BUT leave our material alone, its ours, and we wrote everything unless otherwise stated, if you do steal any of our crap we'll tell Justy you scratched his benz, JC that you called the FBI on Jerome, Chris that you kidnapped Busta, Lance that you've been talkin' smack about Momma Bass, and Joey that you ate his twinkies, and the Stever that you broke his Camara.....and what happens then is out of our hands.. thank you and goodnite

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