Episode 6: getting even
Amanda and justy have driven around for a
while and decide to head back to the hotel where the boys will be
staying tonite... well Amanda was set to share a room (with 2
beds) with lance, but thats off.... so she's gonna stay with
Justy.. in his one bedded room... She couldnt inconvence joey,
and she really didn't wanna sleep on the floor while her best bud
and jc were fucking. so here she is... laying next to justy
watching a movie... justin is about to go in for the kill. He's
been talking and touching her hair... being the sweet retard just
like mississippi... but no mo'... hes about to get freaky on ho
Justin: amanda... you don't deserve a fag like lance... you need a sweet, kind, athletic, baby blue lover like myself...
Amanda: what? sorry i wasn't listening...
justin: amanda, what i'm trying to say is.. i love yo ass woman
Amanda: justin... i... uh...
Justin: *like QT from 2gether* shh... don't speak
Justin slowly (and seskily i might add) begins to rub her neck... and then kiss her... and starts to move his hands down.. when.. BAM! (you have all seen the video for 'guilty concious' by dre and eminem *note.. i AM eminem beatch* well its like that.... time has frozen.. Amanda's dre? Lance... Amanda's eminem? Alex! so now here is the convo.. remember time has frozen
Alex: c'mon, why are you stopping? this is jTr bitch! he's the best fuck in town!
Lance: don't listen to her amanda, I love you.. don't fuck with him.. I thought we would wait till we were married
Alex: well mr. m-i-crooked letter...looks like you already fucked that one up with little miss knee pads spears so why shouldn't she jump on the justy train?
Lance: but shes still a virgin.. and so am i... i didn't do it on purpose
Alex: shes a virgin? haha... yeah so am I!
Lance: shes not?.. no i bet you are lying...
Alex: why don't you ask je.....
Amanda: alex, shut the fuck up...
Lance: anyway.. don't do it amanda! he doesn't love you! I do!
Alex: screw him! he let britney, your enemy i might add.. go 'down on' him! don't listen to his bullshit! u know you want him! do him!
Amanda: he is really hot.. and smells real good...
Lance: but he doesn't LOVE you! I do!
Amanda: you had britney give you a blow
job! fuck off *smacking the good angel*
Now with her bad angel in her ear (fantasy sequence alex... not really alex) things become in real time now... justy is kissin her... and they move to the bathroom... next to the bathtub... now justy is getting all excited and goes for the pretty little pink buttons on her sweater..
Alex: go amanda go! you be gettin some BOOTAE TONITE!
Justin: amanda.... *misc. sweet talking panting ramblings*
Suddenly right before justy can start to do anything productive the hotel room door opens... somehow lance has gotten keys
Lance: amanda are you here?
He comes stumbling into the room... and then into the big ass bathroom where he sees the love of his life, amanda, and justin sprawled out next to the bathtub, about ready for some lovin....
Lance: Justin? Amanda?
Normally quite innocent, kind and sweet Amanda (see this really is fiction) suddenly becomes inraged... shes sick of humble little southern lance... she was gonna be bad... but no, he had to come and ruin everything. And the nerve of him to act suprised after what he'd just done. But justy was scared. He was jTr, but he knew if there was a fight, lance would whoop his ghetto ass.. making him look like a chump infront of da hunney...
Justin; uh.. lance... uh...
Amanda: what do you want now?
Lance: but amanda...
Amanda: don't "but amanda.." me lance! you had you're fucking chance! your chance with bitchney.. and thats how far you got with the slut... and now your gonna come in here all acting suprised... well fuck off lance!
Lance: but amanda lemme explain.. see someone slipped something into my shirl....
Amanda: save it fucker! i've heard enough
Lance: you don't want him! you know you don't....
Amanda: oh i don't do I lance? if i didn't
would i do this?
Amanda, in her rage grabs justy, pulls him on top of her and kisses him.. like one of those bad ass, full tongue.. soap opera kisses... and she doesn't stop after a few seconds..... they keep kissing until Lance runs out of the room crying hysterically and slamming the door.
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