Episode 14 ~ Mass Margaritas!

Here they were back together again... first there was some unresolved issues to be taken care of. You see, when Lonnie called Amanda, he ressured lances story that he was drugged... Lonnie believes that maybe britney drugged him to make justin jelous or something.. but he didn't do that on his own.

So Amanda could accept that, she valued what lonnie said, and believed it. But lance still wanted her to know what went on. Not only with britney, but with Mary Sue Jane too.

Lance: When the thing with britney went on, I was drugged Amanda I swear to god...

Amanda: lance you don't have to....

Lance: and nothing really happened with Mary Sue Jane either... we kissed but I was sure it was you. I pictured your face, and you no matter where we were, or what she was doing

Amanda: lance its okay...

Lance: but one time.. okay... I'm going to be completly honest.. we're gonna be totally honest from now on right?

Amanda: yes, but lance...

Lance: one night...

Amanda: oh god...

Lance: one night she came into my bunk and...

Amanda: dear lord lance, why are you telling me this?

Lance: she kinda got on top of me....

Amanda: *starting to cry* stop! i don't want to hear this!

Lance: and she was saying all kinds of... things.. you know, like talking dirty or something

Amanda: *crying* no! don't tell me this!

Lance: and I was sure that was you so I...

Amanda: no! i'm not going to listen! stop telling me this!

Lance: so I was totally turned on, and I called out your name. and she got angry and left. and thats the closest we came to... you know..

Amanda: oh.

Lance: its okay... I'm so sorry, you're crying again! I never want to make you cry again! never! please don't cry!

So they sat together... not doing much. Watching a movie on the pay per view channel... then they sat and watched dukes of hazzard together. That was his favorite show, and he'd gotten Amanda hooked on it too. They laid together in a single bed (gasp! lance you animal) and eventually fell asleep in each others arms.
In the morning they were awoke by a knock at the door... suddenly the door burst open...

Alex: good morning kiddies!

Amanda: alex! what are you doing here? I've missed you bitch!

Alex: lonnie told us that y'all were back together.. or so he was trying to force you too... anyway, the guys have a week off, so why not come to LAS VEGAS??

Amanda: who's here!

Chris:*bursting in* everyone!

Amanda: *smacking lance around* get up! everyones here!... Chris I haven't seen you in months! oh I missed all you guys!

After all the hugs... they decided to go downstairs for breakfast... everyone came, chris, justin, JC, joey and Alex.. they were getting along so well and by the time dinner rolled around... they were all ready to party.

Everyone went back to the suite because lance had already paid for 3 days in the room.... and started getting ready to go clubbin, gamblin' and drinkin'... JC and Chris went out to get money out da ATM, and would be back soon....Amanda and Alex went shopping earlier in the day, so they were all dressed and ready to leave and were trying to figure out why Justin takes to long to fix his hair, even though it ends up looking like a messy fro anyway, when JC's cell phone rang.

Alex: *answering it* hello?

Jerome: *high* JC? man you sound like you got kicked in the nuts.. wel boyyee i gots some "stuff" fo ya... yaknowwhatimsayin.. are you still hiding it from the little woman? oh well.. what she doesn't know won't hurt her right?

With the spectacular timing that JC has, he walked in right then..

Alex: FUCKER! I HATE YOU!

Everyone came out from where they were to see what the hell was going on.. Justin came out the bathroom...Lance from the TV room, Joey from the kitchen....

JC: whats going on?

Alex: FUCK YOU! WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHATS GOING ON? HUH?

JC: alex, what are you talking about?

Alex: *throwing the cell phone at the wall... breaking it* WHY DON'T YOU ASK JEROME? HE WAS JUST ON THE PHONE! HE SPILLED IT JC... YOU FUCKER! YOU SWORE YOU'D STOP WITH THE DRUGS! WHAT THE FUCK DID JEROME CALL FOR THEN HUH? TO GO OUT FOR TEA WITH YOU? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!

JC: alex, wait...

Alex: NO YOU WAIT! YOU CAN GO WAIT WITH JEROME BECAUSE ITS OVER! THIS TIME ITS FOR GOOD! I HATE YOU! FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU BASTARD

Amanda: alex...

Alex: NO! I'M DONE! I'M SICK OF HIS SHIT! I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH IT FOR 2 YEARS! FUCK YOU JC!

Alex grabs her purse and leaves....

Amanda: lance... I'm..

Lance: go princess.... she needs you more than I do right now

Amanda: thanks, love you.. bye..

JC: *grabbin Amanda* tell her... just tell her...

Amanda: you tell her.. I don't want her kicking mah ass

So Amanda left and the guys can't really go out now. JC leaves and goes to a bar... gets very drunk and stumbles around Las Vegas till he passes out on a park bench. Joey and Chris went clubbin after all... Amanda paged Lance, so he and Justin went to find her and Alex.

when they found them, they were chillin' inside the MGM... amanda was picking at some strawberry goo shit, and alex was working on her 5th margarita

Alex: dammit! waitress!

Amanda: alex... i think you are done sweety okay?

Lance: hey... how you holdin up Alex?

Alex: great! I'm just fine and dandy...

Lance: i'm sorry.. I was just...

Amanda: she knows... shes not a very fun drunk

Alex: FUCK YOU AMANDA!

Amanda: see?

Justin: *sitting down next to Alex* hey baybe... are you alright?

Alex: yeah, yeah... WAITRESS?

So after another margarita, they all left for the suite where Justin assured them JC wouldn't be... and they sat around for awhile.. Lance really couldn't take it anymore.. he couldn't control himself while his friends were around. Amanda looked fly... and he just had to kiss her...
Well that soon became "Amanda and Lance: mississippi make-out 2000" and Justin and Alex were just sitting there.. watching actually

Justin: what is so damn great about lance? why does he get a woman like her and I get 11 year olds and britney?

Alex: he's sweet.. not a druggie bastard! not very hot though..

Justin: I'm way hotter than him

Alex: *slurring* yep, way hotter

Justin: I really can't take this... they've been going at it for like fit-teen minutes... wanna go somewhere?

Alex: sure... what the fuck...

So they wandered around the hotel for awhile, and Alex remembered her and JC had gotten a room earlier that day... so justin went back there with her while she threw all of Jc's stuff into the bathtub, and prepared to pull a "left-eye" (remember how left eye from TLC threw a buncha Andre Rison's shit in the bathtub or something and lit it? and it burned down their phat mansion?) when Justin stopped her. He wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her out of the bathroom....

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