Episode 12 ~ "I do"
Elvis/minister: okay, do we have a witness?
lonnie: wasssup elvis?
Elvis: nothin' much G? you?
Mary Sue Jane: can we get this show on the road puleaze?
Elvis: hold yo horses little lady, you'll be married soon enough
Mary Sue Jane: well hurry it up elvis
Elvis: thats "the king" to you woman
Mary Sue Jane: whatever
Elvis: we are gathered here today to witness the holy matromony of James Lance Bass and Mary Sue Jane Blackberrysky Pigglett.....ahaha thats your name?
Mary Sue Jane: yeah, yeah, get on with it elvis, before I have to kick you in your "royal" ass
Elvis: damn... this is a pushy bitch here.... ya sure u wanna marry her? anycrap...
Mary Sue Jane: well ya know what? fuc...
Maryloo Sue Jane: Mary Sue Jane Blackberrysky Pigglett, don't speak that way to a servant of the lord!
Mary Sue Jane: whatever... GET ON WITH IT
This whole time Lance is just staring off in space
Elvis: OKAY! do you Mary Sue Jane Blackberrysky Pigglett take this man...
Mary Sue Jane: blah, blah, blah... I DO!
Elvis: do you, James Lance Bass take this bitch.. uh I mean woman....
Mary Sue Jane: whatever.... you do right lancey?
Lance: I do (he didn't hear her name remember? hehe)
Elvis: well, if there is anyone here who wishes to state a reason why these two should not be married, speak now or
Mary Sue Jane: forget that! get it over with no one will object to us gettin......
Amanda: *running in the door* LANCE DON'T DO IT!