Justy can do no wrong

At first I came up with 5 questions for Justin's adoring teenys. But then I relized I needed a story... so I came up with this. All of this is my actual chat with these chicks... hehe. I'm gonna make my comments in white. Just a side note: THESE ARE ALL TOTALLY REAL... WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP!

Amanda: hey! my name is amanda and I have a site called juju4you i'm so clever I am doing a survey/poll thing with other Justin Timberlake fans. I was hoping you would answer a few questions it'll only take a sec!

diechick: sure

Amanda: okay first question: what if justin announced today that he and britney were going to be married?

diechick: i'd cry until my heart failed, i'd kill myself, i hate her until i died and if i died i'd haunt her forever whoa dayum! hehe this chick just died 3 times in one sentance

Amanda: what would you say if justin got plastic surgery?
diechick: i would just say that he is justin the hot one and will always be omg, this shit is pathetic really it is
Amanda: okay! i know! hehe okay
Amanda: what would you say if justin was seen kissing britney on camara on MTV?

diechick: i would haunt britney
Amanda: okay.. 1 more brit question.... what if justin got britney spears pregnant, what would you say?
diechick: i would steal justin and have a baby with him umm, yeah ookay thats gonna work... you're like 11
Amanda: hehe okay last one
diechick: k
Amanda: what if you met justin and he was extremely rude and vulgar, (he cusses at you, and makes alot of sexual commments) what would you say?
diechick: i would still love him i wonder if she knew what vulgar meant! hehe omg, yeah i would too... dumb beatch
Amanda: okay thanks so much!
diechick: what r u going to do with my answers ahhh... sheeet
Amanda: well.... i still need to talk to about 10 more (i've already asked 40 people!) then we'll take the most common answers and put them on the site! i'm pretty good at thinking on my feet... go me!
diechick: kool
diechick: bye
Amanda: bye thanks again!

okay, that went... um well. :) i thought it wouldn't be so bad the second time.. but they actually kept getting dumber

Amanda: i did the same opening thing...so yeah

violent_bopper: sure
Amanda: okay the first few are about britney spears.... okay what if justin got britney spears pregnant, what would you say?
violent_bopper: i would kill the bitch sorry bout the language booya... i actually kinda like this one...
Amanda: its all good! hehe we all feel the SAME way... okay next question oh yeah.. hehe good cover huh? "we all feel the same way"

violent_bopper: k
Amanda: what would you say if justin was seen kissing britney on camara on MTV?
violent_bopper: i would probably scream at the TV and then i would hunt her down and KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummm... dayum violence is not the answer
Amanda: okay... one more brit question: what if justin announced today that he and britney were going to be married? besides kill her... :) i said this becuase i didn't want her to say "i'd kill her!" again
violent_bopper: go to the wedding and annouce that i was carring his baby!! i don't know is that ok!!
Amanda: yeah! hehe okay only 2 more and NO more britney!
violent_bopper: k
Amanda: what would you say if justin got plastic surgery?
violent_bopper: i would beat him up cuz he doesn't need it!!!! oh yes... justin is a perfect angel
Amanda: hehe! okay last one: what if you met justin and he was extremely rude and vulgar, (he cusses at you, and makes alot of sexual commments) what would you say?
violent_bopper: i would slap him across the face and tell him to get a life considering i met them already and he was very nice to me!! well well well... a teeny expierence... umm thanks for sharing What is your website address? uh oh.. oh shit
Amanda: http://welcome.to/juju4U its actaully kinda down right now though...theres been a problem with the server its on so you know how that goes! i decided just to make something up. I figured she might not know what server meant or something (btw if thats someones addy.. i'm really sorry i just made it up)
violent_bopper: yeah i know EM (i think the retard meant IM but its all good) me to let me know when it is up!! k
Amanda: okay! thanks so much buh-bye
violent_bopper: bye

Okay so there you have it... two justin fans.. I decided that even though it was kinda time consuming I should keep the shananigans going... hehe 5 fans of each guy.. ya know to see what the difference is...

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