The Wal-Mart Mini-series
Whats up Amanda here! Last week I went to Wal-mart to get my
Picture taken with Santa!
Guess who I saw? I'll give you a hint: "girl, were you alone?"
Santa's Little Helpers!
I walked into Wal mart and made a beeline for Santa. I sat up on his lap and started my little wish list...
Amanda: I want lots of things
Santa: *deep southern voice* okay...
Amanda: wait... do I know you? You sound HELLA familiar?
Santa: uh... no little girl
Amanda: anyways... I want a bunch of posters...
*Then it hit me... this sounds like lance! If I trick him into Saying.......*
Amanda: have you seen my mom?
Santa: what? What the hell kinda posters are those
Amanda: no... cuz Im alone so I was wondering if you'd seen my mom?
santa: uh... no I haven't
Amanda: dammit Im alone!
santa: girl are you alone?
Amanda: I KNEW IT!!!!!
Amanda; YOU'RE LANCE!!! LANCE FROM NSYNC!
santa: uh... no Im not
Amanda; yes you are! you're lance... you know "girl were you alone" that lance!
santa/lance: dammit i've been found out!
Amanda: why wal mart?
lance: because that anal crackhead jc won't let me sing anything besides "girl are you alone" so I needed a second job to support my makeup... uh I mean beer expenses
Amanda: oh thats too bad... where are the other guys right now?
lance: shopping... they think I am too!!!
Amanda: where! all of them are shopping! in this store!
Amanda: uh... i'll find you later!
lance: okay... sure
*I headed straight to the twinkie section... duh joey!*
Amanda: hello how are you?
joey: how you doin'
Amanda: uh yeah... anyways whos that? the dude with the camara?
joey: thats my brother steve! he video tapes me while Im doing everything.... you know what Im saying
Amanda: uh... yeah nice
joey: how bout' you and me make a little video?
Amanda: Im jailbait
joey: I don't care
Amanda: uh... I have a boyfriend *lie*
joey: yeah but can he do you like big joe can?
Amanda: look horndog where's Justin?
joey: if I tell ya... i'll have to lay ya
Amanda: just tell me
joey: he's looking at hair dye... so about that video
Amanda: uh yeah maybe later....
* I run away to find the clarol section*
Justin: dis colla or dat colla?
Amanda: hey there
Justin: hey dere hunnie!
Amanda; you looking at hair dye
Justin: hells yeah!
Amanda: how bout' I help you dye your hair.... ya know back in the bus
Justin: yo girl... you crunk lets go
Amanda: first we should find jc... you know so he can help too
Amanda: come on!
*we finally find jc... singing by the toothpaste*
jc: oh hey Justin
Justin: its j dawg... Im wit a hunny!
jc: sorry.... wanna hear a cool jazz version of a song? where ever I goooooo
Amanda: actually no.... come with me.. I hear the blue light special is hair gel!
Amanda: yeah come on!
*so me and my mens go find "santa"*
Amanda: santa, this is what I want for christmas.... and a little hottie named lance
santa/lance: lance? really? none of the groupies ever want me... I mean him
Amanda: oh yes... gift wraped in a tour bus... oh look outside... a tour bus.......
The second chapter in "the Wal-Mart Mini-series"
Runnin' through dat wal mart yo
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